Dearest LiveJournal,

Oh, how I've missed you.  We used to enjoy each other's company so.  But I'm afraid, the world has moved on, and sadly, so have I.  It's not your fault; people change, and often they grow apart. 

I don't want this to be awkward, but I'm seeing other social networks now.  Actually, three.  I know, I know... you always said I was a slut, and maybe you're right.  But I don't think it would be fair to hide it from you.  Yes, they're all younger than you... please don't be angry.  Their names?  Okay, I suppose you have a right to ask...

Twitter: @LarryHoldaway
Google+: LarryHoldaway
Facebook: Larry P. Holdaway

I'm sorry it has to end like this, but if you ever want to talk, you know where I'll be...

Best regards,
Larry

"optical body interface 0x04"


( NSFW )
$5 + shipping

details: http://www.etsy.com/listing/72829742/optical-body-interface-0x04-4x6-in



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"Oral III" - limited, hand numbered edition


( NSFW )
$5 + shipping

details: http://www.etsy.com/listing/72665383/oral-iii-aceo-hand-numbered-limited



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"Ready, Willing & Able"


( NSFW )
$12 + shipping

details: http://www.etsy.com/listing/72598051/ready-willing-and-able-4x6-in-postcard



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I have begun posting my artwork for sale in my Etsy store here:
http://www.etsy.com/shop/LarryHoldaway

New pieces posted everyday.

not sure why I made this... stupidity? stress? beware, may induce seizures (seriously)

BOWIE INDUCED SEIZURE GO!

Okay, I need some help.  I've found myself in a (temporary?) period of non-employment and need some help getting through until my job returns. 

As some of you know, I am the new, official "door girl" at Ground Control Karaoke.  During a drunken, post-karaoke brainstorming session, we came up with the following:

Two, dueling PayPal Donation buttons.

1. Donate if you want to see me wear a miniskirt & thong as the official Ground Control "door girl"
2. Donate if you want to PREVENT me from wearing a miniskirt & thong as the official GC "door girl"

You can donate whatever amount you'd like.  Donations will be tallied Monday, Jan. 31st at 6pm to determine which option wins.

I will post running updates here, and in my Facebook feed at to which option is in the lead.

YES:

NO:

2011/01/26 20:00 - As of 8pm last night, the miniskirt / thong option is in the lead, but it's still a close race.

Larry Holdaway can deal with a maximum daily capacity of 200 GSU (Gross Stupidity Units), and can safely filter up to 14 IAE (Insensitive Asshole Encounters) per week. Surplus GSU and unfiltered IAE are converted to WRP* (Withheld Rage Packets), which are then stored until such time as they can be safely disposed of**. If WRPs are allowed to accumulate for too long (either due to a lack of disposal opportunities, or an unexpected surge in GSU and/or IAE), an exponential increase in the likelihood of a HOLY-FUCK-I-WANT-TO-KILL-YOU-ALL-YOU-STUPID-MOTHERFUCKERS may occur.

*conversion efficiency is subject to multiple factors
**usually via some combination of artistic and debaucherous activities

Dear Christian-right,

I'm puzzled by something. After reading your Bible several times (yes, I've read the entire thing; although my question pertains only to the New Testament), I've come to the seemingly obvious conclusion that your Saviour was a bleeding-heart liberal.

What happened? Aren't you folks supposed to follow His example? Did I miss the part where He forces His way of life on others?

Just wondering.

-Larry

Like I said before: I've been busy...
( Another NSFW, fetish photo shoot ahead )